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Playing the Waiting Game

7 May 2014
It's raining, I'm stuck in the middle of exam hell and to top it off, I'm playing the waiting game - and the waiting game is not one that I like to play, no sir. It's not that I'm an impatient person; I can tolerate the same level of waiting as your average person - hell, I work in retail and that must do serious wonders for your level of patience and all-round tolerance. It's the anticipation that kills me. In fact, scratch that, it more like tortures, taunts, then brutally murders me. Anticipation is not my friend.

I'm not good with anticipation, and by that I obviously mean in the sense of awaiting news which could potentially change things, exam results, those kinds of things. I am however, perfectly ok with waiting for and anticipating the following few at current:

- Season 5 of The Walking Dead (I've got like a year to wait, I know *sigh*)
 - The Yodel van pulling up outside my house, bearing my Instax Mini 8 shaped parcel
 - My seventh, and final exam of this seemingly never ending exam season

You catch my drift, I'm sure. But whilst I'm seemingly ok with waiting and claim to be quite the patient person, the second my email inbox states that there's some unread stuff awaiting my attention, my heart near enough stops, along with my breathing and many basic motor skills. You can only imagine my sheer joy when I find it's not the news I was waiting for but is none other than some company going out of their way to offer me the chance to add 3 whole inches to my manlihood - I say! A swift exit to the junk folder and there I am once again, playing the waiting game. I'm telling you, if refreshing your emails magically provided you with some form of income, I wouldn't need a job. Clearly I have some issues to address here.

Until next time!

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