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Dear Netflix...

10 April 2014
Dear Netflix...

You sure know the way to a girl's heart don't you, you big, corporate, hunk of film and TV.

  • Thank you for always having my back on a Saturday night after work because everyone knows that a Saturday shift in retail is the equivalent of having to fight off Bigfoot and his Oompa Loompa army for 8 hours straight - it's a war zone out there.
  • Thank you for always asking who's watching when I sign in - I enjoy being able to keep my Gossip Girl binges to myself whilst still pretending that I've totally got my life together. Thanks Netflix, you're the best!
  • Thank you for that 15 second interval between episodes, allowing me to consider that I should probably be doing something productive with my life in the real world; at this point I usually log out and get on with my life. Ha..ha..who am I kidding? Those 15 seconds give me just the right amount of time to grab something to eat/drink before returning to the exact same spot that I've been sitting in for the past 3 hours and continue with the binge.

  • Thank you for continually confirming that it is ok to marathon and that I'm not just a lousy human being.

  • Thank you for skipping the whole "previously on..blah blah blah" when you start watching the next episode; lord knows that I've just watched 5 episodes in a row, I know EXACTLY what's going on, don't you worry.
  • Thank you for having every season of Gossip Girl and Dexter, a weird combination, I know, but nonetheless I am eternally grateful. Please never remove either from your wonderful service (I've seen all the episodes like 5 times, you don't want to ruin that streak do you?) Find below a picture of a happy goat which accurately represents myself where Gossip Girl and/or Dexter is concerned.

  • Finally, thank you for being affordable - I share an account so all you ask of me once a month is the equivalent of a train ticket to town, and quite frankly, I would consider that the ultimate bargain.
Much love, 
Caitlin xo

P.S. Whilst we're at it, I'd be super appreciative of season 3 of American Horror Story, you know, if you have time or whatever, just a suggestion...
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